*calories 1324 *
Snappy Comebacks
”We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads.”
”So I’m not fat, I’m just really intelligent and my head couldn’t hold anymore so it started filling up the rest of me!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.~~unknown
You can file these away in your head, along with the old standard, “I may be fat, but you are ugly and I can always go on a diet.” Feeling sassy today and as if I can overcome. Hope you are too. How is it going this week? 
